The Apple invitation I didn’t get. (Yet)

Here’s the email I’d kill to get:

From: Apple Media Events
Subject: Please Join Apple on January 27 for a Special Event

Obviously, the tablet will soon be unveiled. At least, we think it’s a tablet. And we think it’s called the iSlate. But all we really know is that the event is at the Yerba Buena Center in San Francisco, near Samovar, one of my favorite tea shops, and that so far, I’m not invited. I guess I could sit in said tea shop on the 27th and follow the inevitable tweet-up from the tweeps who nabbed an invite and are thus many zettabytes cooler than moi.

Tom Dunsmore of Stuff.tv, who did get one of these elusive invites and is gleefully tweeting about it, recommends this great Stuff tv roundup of Apple Tablet rumors.